Thursday, July 19, 2012

Blair Robertson, A retarded Monkey and myself





















(What might appear as a "miss" or "wrong" will often
 prove true later upon checking with other
 family members or friends) Blair Robertson.

The above Line is what all psychic mediums
 use, if you think they're wrong
they turn the blame to you.


Here is my little social experiment.

Who has more psychic ability, Blair Robertson,
myself or the retarded monkey at Orana Park
Zoo.

I went to Blair Robertson's webpage, and randomly
pick some of his predictions over the past few months,
and basically he is 0-5.

There wasn't a major fire at a Hollywood home, a major
politician wasn't removed from office in New Zealand, the
Philippines didn't have major Volcano activity, Japan didn't
have a major explosion of their nuclear reactor in June, and
there wasn't a major illness outbreak at a top restaurant in the
USA.

So Blair Robertson is 0-5.

Can I do better.

I predict....

It wont rain at the opening ceremony  at the Olympics.
New Zealand wont have a snap election this year.
Gordan Ramsay will get his 13th Michelin star.
North Korea will taunt South Korea.
There will be a flood in China.

The retarded Monkey at Orana Park Zoo
predicts.

People will wave to him
The zoo keeper will give him Banana's
The crap fight will be epic.
Someone will complain about the word retarded.
The swing tyre will fall of it's tree.

So who will end up being more psychic??

Time will tell.



3 comments:

mike said...

Wow. A lot of insight from someone who throws around the slur retarded.

Brett Dale said...

It's not a a slur against that con artist Blair, the monkey has problems, but seems to be more accurate than Blair, which wouldn't be hard, since Blair like all psychics are conning people.

Brett Dale said...

Holy cow, I i just got mikes reference. Thats one for the retarded monkey